Nantes's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[40 oz]

yes.

get crunk wiv my homiezz while drinking dat weed and smokin' dem 40's, fuck da police.

[Temple or Amusement Park]

Bro, it's nice.

But this stuff is more suitable for the Art portal. and if you really want to make a video. Put it on youtube.

i like it, it's just on the wrong location. it's nicely made. but really. don't post it here. it's just going to be seen as spam. personally 10 out of 10, but i give it via this site a score of 1 out of 10.

[Dirty Animal Dubstep Rave]

I enjoyed it

Although the music wasn't really "dubstep" i thought the animation itself was quite amusing. The background texture fits well with the entire thing and the animals are well animated. I had my doubts with the hippo though. The color schemes are pretty good although i would've recommended it putting it to a much wider use.

Sound quality was great and the voice acting (even though it was a small part) really fit wel in the animation. the sudden stop of the track would've maybe havea better effect with a bad needledrop sound. But I enjoyed it for what it was. a fair score of 7 out of 10 will do.

[Dudes - Children]

where to start with this abomination.

Okay, the first thing that bothered me was the stupid intro. with the radial gradient and 2 obviously malformed 'dudes'. with the way to loud music and the dumb low echoed voice that said 'viewer discretion is adviced'. yeah viewer discretion is advised when you watch this piece of crap.

Then you get the dudes, and from there on i just couldn't give a shit. The animation was terrible to say the least, the dialogue was also worth shit, the voices were to loud, the character development was bad (physically and mentally). you basically have 2 bro's bitching about kids.

Okay, the audio quality was exceptionally good, but the dumb music choice, the volume, the dialogue, everything audio-related was just terrible. Good quality doesn't make up for shitty ideas.

here's some constructive critisism. get some more character development. Write out your dialogue since the story was shit. try to have a preloader in the beginning, try to work with frame by frame animation, because only total fags tween, if you are going to use text in your flash, keep it readable, make it bigger (keep it between corps 12 and 14 if you want to keep it small) don't bombard it with dumb filters. Regulate the volume, So i don't go deaf from this shit and for the rest just quit the subject of 'dudes' all together, either that or change the title of the flash to Douchebags.

2 out of 10 for potential and good audio quality.

[Titties]

adorable.

shit's so cash, adorable how you write suck my dick.

[Blood and Thunder!]

i think it's a pretty nice adaptation.

i really enjoyed the comic when i first saw it. And i thought, the same like hundreds of other people thought, that this would make a great animation.

Loads of shitty animated versions came along, it wasn't very serious at the time. So i think this counts as one of the fist serious adaptation.

Awkwardly enough it's a pretty decent animation. voice acting was good, even if it came from a TOTAL FAGGOT (-love, Thundermutt). it's enjoyable. And i didn't even know Mastodon had a song about the white whale. Since i really like Mastodon. I would give this animation a 10 if it wasn't for the small unfinished details. (for example: the reflection of the body in the eye, it could've been better if his legs weren't missing)

[Brawl 4]

A fine piece of Cinematic Animation.

This fine piece of Avant garde film making showing the Idolization and eventual downfall of the 2 most overrated users on newgrounds. This is highly recommended for the modern animator in mind. the Audio couldn't be of any higher Quality than it is. the humor is fitting and fits with the 2 characters. This is also a very accurate sketch of the modernized internet- and especially newgrounds user. Kudos to you, for making this, realizing that i am still a human being and don't and shouldn't praise overrated users like kirbopher and rina chan.

thank you... thank you....

[L4D Short: Starring Louis]

Ugh, another goddamn stick animation.

Okay, the animation was decent. But really, i've seen so much stick animations that i want to vomit. i thought this would be one of them fullbody animations. really. I'm dissappointed.

StealthBeast responds:

Lemme quote from a different review response I gave:

"-at the time of this writing there isn't a single stick animation on the front page, in the "best of the week", past daily winners, "The best- years past", or the latest 50 passed submissions..."

and if your talking about the dozens of stick animations that get blammed each day, I should be insulted that you league me with them. But I'm not, because you don't have a single flash submission, and your art is generic at best.

[System of a Down - Coffee]

coolio

Okay, that was fucking great.